Here are quips and jokes for that vast half of humanity that is on the inevitable road to aging and knows that sharing laughter with friends is one of the best ways to live until you die. Samplings: When did my wild oats turn to prunes and All-Bran? Happy hour is naptime now. I finally got all of my stuff together and now I can't remember where I put it.

Quips and quotes about aging to keep you laughing into your golden years. If there's one thing most of us have learned by midlife, it's that sharing laughter is what makes for the best memories-and one of the best ways to live until you die. You know you're getting older when...

.you do the hokey pokey and put your left hip out-and it stays out

.you're cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of by the police

.you're sitting in a rocker and can't get it started This treasury of humorous observations can lift the spirits of that large portion of the population who are settling into a new phase of life-and want to add laughter to all the other medicines they're taking.