Robert Kennedy III once wrangled the cinematic chaos of Fear and Loathing in Aspen, chronicling Hunter S. Thompson's doomed 1970 run for sheriff. That alone would have been enough to suspect Kennedy had seen too much. Then he went and married a former CIA undercover officer who now serves as deputy director of National Intelligence?so yes, he's definitely compromised.

Raised on a steady diet of humor books, Kennedy learned early that the truth is easier to digest if it's laughing at you. This book marks his first foray into print, though friends will tell you he's been writing in the margins for years.

After this, he'll need another job?preferably one that doesn't involve lawsuits, congressional hearings, or flu viruses. If you have ideas, he's open to suggestions and can be reached on X @bobbykennedyx.