This is a biography of my initial career journey from 17 to 25 years old. It chronicles my path from VIP'S / Denny's dishwasher to waiter and to eventually becoming a waiter at the Space Needle. It is a laugh out loud look at the dumb things teenagers and young adults do as we traverse through life thinking we know all and have all of the answers. Names have been changed to protect the innocent and any similarities to real people both living or deceased are poorly done at best and are simply a coincidence and are not meant to have merit and should not be considered as relevant to any real person(s).